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Things That Husbands Say “Me As A Husband”


Marriage is hard work.

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A lot of time, energy and focus goes into a marriage, and quite often it’s harder work than films and TV make it out to be.

However, once you found the right person for you, things tend to go a lot smoother, and the idea of marriage doesn’t seem as scary.

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Just because you’re married doesn’t automatically mean you or your partner are going to grow up. You may often find that your husband resembles more of a man-child rather than a grown man. There’s nothing wrong with that, they’re just in touch with their inner child.

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Here are 22 hilarious tweets to remind you of that.

 

1. Where’s Waldo?

Sometimes letting the kitchen burn is worth finding Waldo.

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2. Husband Humor

Trust me, they’ll never stop thinking they’re funny.

 

3. The Fault In Our Star Wars

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‘Divorce you I may.’ This is an actually quote from Star Wars. Trust me on that.

 

4. Icey Reception

He’s just looking after a house guest.

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5. Sharing Is Caring

His wife may disagree but he has a point.

 

6. Kitchen Poetry

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While most wives would kill for a poem from their husband, I’m not too sure about this one.

 

7. Muggy Weather

Never play with your wife’s mugs. We are very attached to our collection of mugs.

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8. Think Of The Children!

I’m not 100% sure this is an actual quote, but it would explain a lot.

 

9. 991

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They tell husbands not to panic when they’re wives are giving birth, they don’t tell them to be cheeky.

 

10. Fair Play

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He’s got to wait for another half an hour before it’s his turn.

 

11. Pocket Money

Saving is never as fun as spending.

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12. Notice Me!

Puns or marriage. That’s truly a tough call to make.

13. Food For Thought

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It’s always the complicated things that plague your husband’s mind.

 

14. Shopping

Sometimes promises are made for breaking when animals are involved.

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15. A Delicious Crime

You should have shared them with her.

 

16. Money Matters

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As long as you’re happy and the dog loves their jeans, money doesn’t matter all that much.

 

17. Kind Thoughts

He saved her!

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18. Midnight Conversation

It’s perfectly fine to do this. She does it to you anyway.

 

19. Pooping Love

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That’s both sweet and disturbing.

 

20. Hungry Husband

Maybe he should have bought some snacks instead of normal food.

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21. Therapy 

Not every thought your husband has are stupid. Some really change your perspective on things.

 

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22. Room Buddy

I bet she wanted to have the top bunk so he wouldn’t fart directly on top of her.

 

 

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