Twitterians Tell You What Married Life Is

If you are married, you will know it comes with it’s ups and downs.

Most of the time, our wives and husbands are just the best. Real sweethearts. But then there are those times where they make us really ticked off.

On those occasions we all deal with it in different ways but thanks to Twitter, these people decided to share their venting with the world.

1.

Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.

— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) 2015년 6월 3일

2.

therapist: so why do you want to end your marriage?

wife: I hate the constant star wars puns

husband: divorce is strong with this one

— Andy Hardy (@AndyAsAdjective) 2015년 5월 18일

3.

I’d have murdered my husband years ago, but the only place w/ more laundry than my house is prison.

— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) 2015년 1월 23일

4.

When my husband goes outside to investigate a strange noise, how long do I have to wait before un-pausing the show we were watching?

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) 2015년 12월 30일

5.

Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I’ve learned that I don’t need to use so many paper towels, and they’re expensive.

— Pete Lynch (@PJTLynch) 2013년 3월 25일

6.

I told my husband I wanted a hedgehog and he said we don’t need a hedgehog. Long story short, we’re picking it up on Thursday.

— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ(s)? (@3sunzzz) 2016년 6월 6일

7.

My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless.

It’s hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 2014년 10월 10일

8.

Wife: I’m going to grab some dinner, you want anything?
Me: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Wife: Ok, I’m going to Taco…
Me: I’ll have 9 tacos.

— keith (@tchrquotes) 2015년 2월 28일

9.

WIFE: Stop spending money on stupid stuff
ME: Okay
[later]
WIFE: What the hell?
[dog walks by in a tuxedo]
ME: He’s getting married, Karen

— Floyd is dead (@dafloydsta) 2016년 8월 17일

10.

Txt from wife: where r u
Me:kitchen
Wife:can u feed cat
M: I mean garage
W:bring in laundry
M:bathroom
W:clean toilet
M: Idaho
W:get potatos

— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) 2015년 3월 16일

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